Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan (born February 17, 1963) is a real-life retired american professional basketball player and active businessman. However, his likeness is parodied and featured in the COTB series as one of the unfortunate people who have been recruited by the government in order to highjack the castle of the barens. His dismembered head is the only part of his body that is features in the second film.

Castle of the Barens 2
Michael's dismembered head is discovered in a small chamber by Shake in the castle. Apparently, the government recruited Jordan into this lethal and dangerous mission, and suffered its concequences when it was (unsurprisingly) discovered that he did not even survive one hour, let alone complete the mission.